Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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