I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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