At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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