I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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