you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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