these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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