come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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