Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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