Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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