And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
