I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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