Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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