there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Your tits are I can't wait for
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
