We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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