Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
God, I missed his penis.
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