she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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