The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm passing your future prison.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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