and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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