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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.

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(863): View more from Florida

In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.

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(631): View more from New York

I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.

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(740): View more from Ohio

There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.

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(914): View more from New York

All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I party with great urgency now.

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