hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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