Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
