is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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