All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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