Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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