I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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