You work out of a Hotel?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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