we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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