I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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