im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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