i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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