pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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