I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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