how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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