You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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