why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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