i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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