She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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