I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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