the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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