Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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