whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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