these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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