Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
