No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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