does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
There r osticjed everywhere
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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