it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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