Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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