No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
