Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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