Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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