The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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