can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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