Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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