I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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