Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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