So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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